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[temujackie]

[ 🚨🚨treading carefully🚨🚨 ]

yeah, i still can't believe it. about misty, i mean.

[diarists]

[ur in danger girl.]

how do we know she isn't bullshitting us?
it's MISTY.

[temujackie]

i went to see her. it's definitely misty, but she's older. like our moms' age.
she actually looks really good

[diarists]

if you're implying that misty quigley looks hot, you're sleeping in the barn, i swear to god.

[temujackie]

[ wow okay!!! ]

i didn't say HOT, i said GOOD. like she obviously takes care of her skin and stuff!

[diarists]

uh-huh, sure. just what i need, you getting hot over misty fucking quigley.

[temujackie]

[ on the bright side, she's basically forgotten about this conversation initially starting over the imminent murder game ]

don't be weird

besides, you know i can't get hot over anyone else now

[diarists]

[there are more important things than murder games, melissa.]

uhhhh YOU'RE the weird one.
"retinol", seriously?

oh yeah, i know.
stop trying to rub one out when i'm busy. i can feel it, remember?

[temujackie]

no YOU'RE the one who gets jealous all the time over nothing

and i'm not trying to rub one out, it feels like i might as well be rubbing my elbow
i'm just checking once in a while to make sure it's still...
you know, like that

[ gosh ]

[diarists]

i do NOT get JEALOUS!!

"like that".
you can just say you can't get off without permission, i already know what you mean 🥰

[temujackie]

[ ]

so if i told you i hooked up with someone else you wouldn't care?

okay fine, i'm checking to make sure i still CAN'T GET OFF WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION

[diarists]

[]

who?

okay that's all you had to say!
you're the one talking about retinol and misty being hot!!

[temujackie]

ren. my first week. remember that carnival thing? we went on the ferris wheel together

i didn't say any of that omg
you're just mad at her because she showed up and told you that we get rescued eventually

[diarists]

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fine. whatever. i feel neutral about that.
i've slept with other people too, so.

you know, if you can tell i'm mad, maybe you should stop pointing it out.

[do not antagonize her while she's spiraling about her heterosexuality]

[temujackie]

yeah, i know [ like of course she knew, she just didn't say anything ]

fine but stop accusing me of weird shit

[diarists]

i'm not accusing. i'm commentating.
it's totally different.

[temujackie]

if you say so :P

[diarists]

shut uuuuuup, you're such a bitch.
i'm not jealous.



what was it like.
with ren.

[temujackie]

yeah, yeah, of course you're not

it was exciting because we were up at the very top and we thought we might fall. it kind of reminded me of the plane crash
not that i was like, thinking about hooking up with someone during the plane crash
i did have a thought about how much it would suck to die a virgin though so idk
anyway
she hates me now because she saw what we did to mari

[diarists]

you were thinking about dying a virgin when the plane was going down?
for real?
i mean, i guess i was stoned out of my mind, so
didn't really have time to think about all that.

in the weird museum thing?
so did goodsir. HE doesn't hate us.

[temujackie]

not JUST that. it was one of many things, like i never got to go to prom or buy a car or go to college or have kids [ she could go on, but ]
then i hit my head really hard on the stupid plastic thing between the seats

of course he doesn't hate us. he gets it
other people just think we're evil

[diarists]

life flashing before your eyes, i guess.
all i remember is waking up to jackie screaming and everything being on fire.
it was the scariest thing i'd ever felt.

i mean, up until then.

well, same thing happened to him, so.
maybe people can only get it if they've been there.