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[diarists]

okay first of all we've never hurt ANYONE.
we're a soccer team from JERSEY, not a fucking superhero god demon vampire or whatever half the people here are.

secondly i literally don't even know who you are???
are you dating devon too or something????

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cmon
you’re telling me they don’t have poison in JERSEY?

[diarists]

i don't know because i've never poisoned anyone????

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no
mommy does that
which means she isn’t ur wolf
so which one is

hmmmmmmm
jackie’s pretty pretty pretty
but probably couldn’t hack it

maaaaaaybe
natalie? she did burn the house down and land us in this shithole
but she seems like a crybaby

so
melissa? lottie? you?

[diarists]

"mommy"? jesus, you and saber, wtf




don't talk about jackie like that.

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[ HEY
don’t group her with saber wtf ]

so she did one?
too scrawny for paulie
but anybody can pick up a hammer and nail
and she is a diamond dog…

[ to be clear she has been making shit up this whole time ]

[diarists]

who is paul, literally???

look all i know is that someone talked shit about my team and i stood up for them.



and jackie's not a DIAMOND, she's a yellowjacket.
she's never done a damn thing wrong in her fucking life.

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alicent’s husband
he died 💀

[ be glad she fact-checked the yj names before clocking in ]

okay
except u buzz buzz bitches 🐝
poisoned 🤢 that girl
and went after that twink 👶
sooooooooo
it’s not looking good

[diarists]

[who the fuck????]

okay bummer for alice i guess??

we literally didn't POISON anyone wtf
we're in the middle of nowhere you can't just go to a lowes and get some rat poison or whatever
also i voted cause i believe my teammate.
are you dating that guy too???