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[temujackie]

[ wow, she should have texted nat fr ]

yeah, i'm aware, shauna

i don't know! make a plan or something?

[diarists]

[if she wanted competency and a plan, yes. if she wanted snide commentary and antagonistic behavior, she came to the right place.]

can't we just like
say we're not gonna play?? they can go hunt each other or whatever.

[temujackie]

oh yeah totally. because the people who would make us do something like that would definitely be okay with us sitting out

[diarists]

[okay wow negative??]

so we fight them.
we already know how to hunt. most people here don't.
or we go hide in the woods or whatever.

[temujackie]

okay.
you're not worried or anything?

[diarists]

i'm never worried. i know how strong we are.

[translation: she's scared shitless.]

[temujackie]

[ option a: confront the idea that shauna is lying, like, all the time
option b: shrug and just believe her because that's less work ]

yeah, haha, you're right. and i think we outnumber any other group
besides, it does sound really fucking crazy, so now that i said this i'm sure nothing will happen

[ narrator voice: but something would indeed happen ]

[diarists]

if it does we just kill them first.
misty's here now, she'll looooove that.

[temujackie]

[ 🚨🚨treading carefully🚨🚨 ]

yeah, i still can't believe it. about misty, i mean.

[diarists]

[ur in danger girl.]

how do we know she isn't bullshitting us?
it's MISTY.

[temujackie]

i went to see her. it's definitely misty, but she's older. like our moms' age.
she actually looks really good

[diarists]

if you're implying that misty quigley looks hot, you're sleeping in the barn, i swear to god.

[temujackie]

[ wow okay!!! ]

i didn't say HOT, i said GOOD. like she obviously takes care of her skin and stuff!

[diarists]

uh-huh, sure. just what i need, you getting hot over misty fucking quigley.

[temujackie]

[ on the bright side, she's basically forgotten about this conversation initially starting over the imminent murder game ]

don't be weird

besides, you know i can't get hot over anyone else now

[diarists]

[there are more important things than murder games, melissa.]

uhhhh YOU'RE the weird one.
"retinol", seriously?

oh yeah, i know.
stop trying to rub one out when i'm busy. i can feel it, remember?

[temujackie]

no YOU'RE the one who gets jealous all the time over nothing

and i'm not trying to rub one out, it feels like i might as well be rubbing my elbow
i'm just checking once in a while to make sure it's still...
you know, like that

[ gosh ]

[diarists]

i do NOT get JEALOUS!!

"like that".
you can just say you can't get off without permission, i already know what you mean 🥰

[temujackie]

[ ]

so if i told you i hooked up with someone else you wouldn't care?

okay fine, i'm checking to make sure i still CAN'T GET OFF WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION

[diarists]

[]

who?

okay that's all you had to say!
you're the one talking about retinol and misty being hot!!

[temujackie]

ren. my first week. remember that carnival thing? we went on the ferris wheel together

i didn't say any of that omg
you're just mad at her because she showed up and told you that we get rescued eventually

[diarists]

[]

fine. whatever. i feel neutral about that.
i've slept with other people too, so.

you know, if you can tell i'm mad, maybe you should stop pointing it out.

[do not antagonize her while she's spiraling about her heterosexuality]

[temujackie]

yeah, i know [ like of course she knew, she just didn't say anything ]

fine but stop accusing me of weird shit

[diarists]

i'm not accusing. i'm commentating.
it's totally different.

[temujackie]

if you say so :P